Bondhu

bondhu maane PNPC raat-birete phone,
bondhu maane pashe thaka no-tension zone.
bondhu maane parar more phuchka khete jaoa
ektukhani deoar majhe onek khani paoa.

bondhu maane class-er phake dedar adda mara,
bondhu maane soa nota-r prothom bus-ta chara,
bondhu maane durgapuja-i thakur dekhte jaoa
bondhu maane ondhokaare alor disha paoa.

bondhu maane school-building paashe khelar maath,
bondhu maane coaching-class-e style dekhanor thaat,
bondhu maane deshopriyoi prothom cricket match---
bondhu maane chouko frame-e (dui)hajaar saat-er batch.

bondhu chara physics test-e paasher to nei jo,
bondhu maanei menoka-te first day first show,
bondhu manei school-jibone prothom proxy deoa,
miss kora practical-er notes-ta niye neoa.

bondhu maane borshakal-e ek chilte rod,
bondhu maane ei jibone khanikta rinshodh
bondhu chara ekla aami ei nagorik bhire,
bhanga danaar pakhi jeno phirchi nostoneere


(this was composed 2days before my ICSE was about to commence)

(Sent in by Reeju. We would like to add though that some Joodians reckon this is a popular text forward. In that case, we suppose, Reeju takes credit for circulating it in the first place! )